Greetings readers, I am Lord Dakar, the Head jailguard of Myraian empire. I had a lot of thinking about starting a blog. Being in jail every single day makes you want to tell everything, to anyone.
So here I am.

I woke up early today, I am not sure why this occured, but I probably woke up because of all that screeming from jail. But I think it is normal. If a prisoner does not obey, he should get punished. And I love the screeming they make. It makes me fell happy, well not happy as good feeling but happy as in ... you know...
I got ready, ate some fresh (still red) meat, took my favourite whip and left the guard tower. I went down to jails. It is cold down there, just the way I like it.
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Today nothing special happended, some oldtime beating the prisoners (I enjoyed it a lot), few quick executions, but most of the time, I and my fellow guards were drinking the very best wine in all Empire. After all that I left the company and headed towards my tower. I had to slaught a pig for dinner, I was hungry.
Anyway, that's about that for today. It is great to be a jailguard, specially the Head jailguard.

Lord Dakar

(If you have any questions for me, e-mail me at Lord_Dakar@hellokitty.com)